Amish Simulator

🧑‍🌾 Amish Simulator

Live simple. Fight hard.

Amish Simulator is a chaotic multiplayer FPS with a twist — you’re not a soldier, you’re an Amish farmer. Set in a peaceful countryside where rival communities clash over crops, cows, and carpentry, this game throws you into a handcrafted world of barnyard warfare, all without electricity.

🪓 Build. Craft. Shoot. (The Old-Fashioned Way.)

Trade in your tech for tradition as you use pitchforks, butter-churn mortars, and homemade muskets to dominate in 8v8 online battles. Gather raw materials, build traps disguised as tool sheds, and ride your buggy into combat like a true plain warrior.

⚙️ Features:

• Multiplayer Barnyard Mayhem – Compete in team-based FPS modes like Capture the Quilt, Cornfield Control, and Buggy Blitz.

• No Electricity Allowed – No radar, no scopes, no drones. Just handcrafted weapons, intuition, and raw skill.

• Live the Life – Between battles, tend to your crops, raise livestock, trade goods, and make morally questionable choices like wearing buttons.

• Faith-Based Loadouts – Choose your class: Carpenter (builder), Shepherd (support), Plowman (tank), or Rumspringa (rogue tech user).

🐴 When the Ordnung Breaks Down… So Does the Peace.

In Amish Simulator, your greatest enemy might not be the opposing faction — it might be the temptation of electricity.